I am very happy to have done the luxury safari in Botswana. The food was excellent (not sure how our cook could have made all of the cuisine on a fire???), our accommodations were great, and our guide was the most amazing ever! We would have sundowners out in the bush and have hot water bottles in our beds at night.
Our second and third days in the Delta were spent on the water. We went on a mokoro trip on one day and a boat trip on the other. The mokoros are usually dug-ou
t canoes, but the ones we went on were made out of fiberglass. Mokoros are very relaxing, and Oats had to yell at me to stay awake. He didn’t feel like going for a swim. ;-)
I was really interested in seeing the hippos up close, but apparently hippos are very dangerous creatures, and more people die from hippos than from any other creature (ex. Lions). We saw a bunch of hippos from far away in the boat, although we cruised right by a croc that was not happy to see us. He opened his mouth at us, hissed (well, not really, but it looked like it), and then jumped into the water.
On our last night in the Delta, we did have a little scare. No worries, because as you can see, we are still alive. We were on our way back to camp when we had to stop to pick up some people that had gotten stuck in at one of the bridges. They happened to be the mechanics that were coming to fix on one of our vehicles. Well, we continued on our merry way when we stopped to check out something. When we tried to move on, our car wouldn’t start. The starter had been acting up all day, and of course, because it was getting dark and we needed to be in camp by 7PM, it decided to act up again. Luckily, we had 4 mechanics now in our vehicle. We set them to work. In the meantime, it was getting darker and darker, and we could hear the hippos off in the distance….well, actually just off right next to us. We could hear them with their deep laughter…heh, heh, heh. We had just left some lions recently (yes, the elusive lions were not so elusive anymore), but luckily they had just eaten a big dinner and were snoozing. Our guide could not find his flashlight, and of course my flashlight and headlamp were back at camp. Code did have his headlamp, and I had the light on my cellphone. Fast forward, the land cruise is still not starting, it is a 1 ½ hours later, dark, and no one is answering the radio. "Midume, Midume, Midume, do you copy?" Don’t worry, we are not freaking out yet….no time to freak out, just need to stay positive and not think about being stranded in the bush with meat-eaters all around you with no flashlight but a headlamp and a cellphone with no reception. Last resort, our guide and another got out of the car, and were going to walk the 1 km back to camp. We were to stay in the vehicle (remember, there are no doors or windows) and not get out even if elephants or anything come by. Armed with my Mini Griptilian and Code’s arsenal of knives, we wait it out. Luckily, 5 minutes later, we could hear the sound of an engine. Midume from camp was coming to look for us. We loaded in the other land cruiser and made our way back to camp. Lessons learned – always have your flashlights with you, matches, and all your survival stuff!! Also, make sure you have reinforcements coming to look for you.
Stay tuned for a guest blog from Courtney. :-)












